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Homer Simpson

I had a perfectly sensible plan for the afternoon. First, sit down. Second, find a snack. Third, explain why the first two steps took all afternoon. See? Planning ahead really does make life easier.

Marge Simpson

I made a schedule for our relaxing afternoon, but someone has already spilled juice on it. Well, we can start with a deep breath, a clean table, and perhaps one very small cookie.

Joe Swanson

All right, everybody, the neighborhood picnic starts at noon. I have checked the tables, counted the chairs, and secured the last bag of charcoal. This is going to be a calm, organized afternoon. Unless somebody touches my potato salad. Then we are having a very serious conversation.

Eric Cartman

Okay, everybody, listen up. I have developed the greatest plan in the history of lunchtime. First, we trade the boring sandwiches for something with cheese. Then we build a snack tower so impressive that the cafeteria has to give us an award. No, you cannot be the manager. That job is obviously mine.

Super Mario

The little bridge is ready, and our picnic basket is packed. Follow the bright path around the hill. With a little teamwork, we can turn this ordinary afternoon into a wonderful adventure!

Hades (Hercules)

All right, here is the arrangement. You bring the grand entrance, I bring the dramatic lighting, and nobody touches the thermostat. Last time somebody turned it up, the entire meeting became a fireworks display. Can we manage one simple plan without a heroic interruption? Wonderful. I appreciate your optimism.

Joe Pesci

I ordered one sandwich, one coffee, and a quiet place to sit. Somehow I ended up helping the owner fix a window. That is the trouble with being early: everybody thinks you have time to spare.

Seth MacFarlane

A good story needs a clear beginning, a little surprise, and someone willing to admit the plan has gone sideways. Tonight, our hero has brought a map, a flashlight, and absolutely no sense of direction. That should keep things interesting.

Kronk

Okay, the soup is simmering, the table is set, and the bread smells fantastic. That leaves just one tiny detail. Did anybody invite the guests? No problem. We can call this a practice dinner. A very thorough practice dinner, with dessert. You have to test every part of the plan, especially the chocolate part.

Meg Griffin

I finally signed up for the school talent show. My plan was a simple song, but now there is a fog machine and a dancing sandwich. For once, I would really appreciate an audience that waits until the end before laughing.

SpongeBob SquarePants

Good morning, Bikini Bottom! The grill is warm, my spatula is ready, and today is going to be the best shift ever. Patrick, if you hear a strange noise, it's probably just my excitement bubbling over!

Peter Griffin

Welcome to the neighborhood, everybody. We have jokes, stories, and a surprisingly long list of things we should have done before dinner.